Minneapolis, slang for “city of a million places where you’ll freeze to death,” is famous for its skyways connecting various downtown buildings, which keep everyone safe and warm, while avoiding the brutal elements known as “Minnesota weather.” But among these interconnected havens, there are some architectural masterpieces that every visitor should see. So, grab your parka, boots, and sense of humor – we’re going on a hilarious tour through downtown Minneapolis’ must-see buildings.
Foshay Tower: The Pint-Sized Eiffel
Step into the luxurious 1920s by visiting the Foshay Tower, a 448-foot Art Deco building inspired by the Washington Monument. Nicknamed the “Eiffel Tower of the Prairie,” this megalith taught Minnesotans a critical lesson: we can’t all be Paris. However, as the tallest building in the city from 1929 to 1971 and a proud member of the National Register of Historic Places, the Foshay brings a touch of vintage glamor to Minnesota’s skyline. Pro tip: Be sure to take the elevator up to the observation deck for a sky-high perspective while doing your best Gatsby impression.
Hennepin County Government Center: Because “UFO” Was Already Taken
With its spaceship-like, futuristic look, the Hennepin County Government Center is an absolute treat for lovers of “unique” architecture. Home to the county administration and courts, it may look like an alien apocalypse on the outside, but inside, you’ll find career bureaucrats who are alien to laughter. Brace yourself for a close encounter of the judicial kind!
Minneapolis Central Library: A New Meaning to Silent Reading
As a downtown library, you’d expect this place to be home to more than just books, and you’re right. The Minneapolis Central Library’s massive glass facade and unique staircases give it that perfect architectural charm. Dial up your intellectual side, show off your artistic soul, or simply pretend you’re trapped in an M.C. Escher painting.
IDS Center: Home of the Crystal Court
With a striking height of 792 feet, the IDS Center is further proof that size doesn’t matter, especially when it comes to architectural grandeur. Enter the majestic Crystal Court, a must-see for fans of over-the-top design. This five-story atrium is home to various designer retail stores and stylish eateries. While you’re at it, throw a couple grand on a vintage Rolex, because you’re already living life on the edge (of bankruptcy).
Mill City Museum: Carb-Loading, Anyone?
Are you stalking historical architecture or looking for the best bread-baking joint in town? Mill City Museum is an unforgettable place to appreciate the city’s industrial history. Formerly a colossal mill, it now houses a museum and visitor center that highlights the illustrious back-story of the Minneapolis flour milling industry. With fabulous views of the Mississippi River and historic Stone Arch Bridge, Mill City provides a perfect mix of culture and carbs for your Instagram feed.
Conclusion
With a unique mix of skyline-defining structures and historic architecture, downtown Minneapolis is indeed an architectural extravaganza not to be missed. Bundle up and enjoy the Foshay, Central Library, and beyond – just think of that stunning view from the top (as long as you don’t suffer from vertigo). And while Minnesotans have a penchant for passive aggression, architectural modishness is true to our nature. So, come along for the epic, skyway-connected tour of downtown Minneapolis, where the only thing frostier than the air is our sense of humor.
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